Dylan

When you’ve taken a little too many illegal substances and feel a bit overwhelmed and need to chill out.

“Mum pick me up I feel like Dylan”
“Man I don’t feel good right now I feel like Dylan”

by Rob nail March 8, 2025

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Dylan deanified

Anytime you see the most white girl shit you can imagine. 2014 Pinterest board college dorm white girl.

“Wow look at that pastel daisy dress, it’s so Dylan deanified”

by MaddcauseBad March 15, 2025

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Dylan is the super competitive guy who has an above average ability in football. Mostly all of the time he is an absolute jerk but that is compensated by his humor (although it can be an upsetting joke) All Dylan’s are INCREDIBLY terrible at drawing. However, every Dylan can concoct a masterpiece of literature that’s recognised by everyone in their lives. Now to end this definition of a Dylan, they are ALL popular kids for absolutely no reason whatsoever.

Classmate 1: Did you see who scored that incredible goal in football?

Classmate 2: I didn’t but his name is most definitely Dylan!

Classmate 1: We just need to see his terrible art ability to confirm it 😂

by Aphrodite20 May 31, 2024

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Dylan

A white guy who loves sausage and his is very tiny. His girlfriend (if he has one) is very down to earthIs extremely blessed with great friends. Not a very athletic person, slow, no hops, no agility. Has a high ego but is not the sharpest tool in the shed. His favorite number is 1/2

You remind me of Dylan

by kiteflyer May 31, 2024

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