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Old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch

When your homie starts lagginbehind and starts being lazy as fuck
God damn it Jarvis, quit actin’ like an old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch and get movin.’
by Don’tbelievethehype August 1, 2020
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Lunch Lady Land

In Adam Sandlers SNL song lunch lady land is a place where the lunch lady's go when they are not serving food. It is a magical land where all the lunch foods are alive and love the lunch lady because she makes the kids eat them but the best lunch food there is the sloppy joe because he never loses faith in the lunch lady
School boy: where is the lunch lady

School girl: she is in Lunch Lady Land
by SPACE JOE August 17, 2020
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Old Lady Pizza boxing

Agreeing with someone just to be nice when you don’t really mean it.

As in you meet an old lady on the beach and she asks if she helped hold the door while you carry in pizza boxes and you agree even though you haven’t had pizza in a month.
by Jdubsyoyo4 June 17, 2020
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lady monarch

A young woman that dates or is married to a retarded fireman
Lady monarch was serving pancake supper down at the volunteer fire department for her retarded fireman
by Famut123 September 6, 2020
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Order Of Souls Lady

CHUCKFACTOR71's "girlfriend"
Chuck: ok you have permission to talk to my girlfriend.
Us: you mean the Order of Souls Lady?
by Judgeetoeggboi September 7, 2020
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Gitonga lady

She is cute and has a tendancy to hoe around. She falls in love at first sight with guys named Caleb especially if he is a light skin. She is definately not a virgin and if she is in two months what do you expect
She would definately not name her daughter Gitonga lady. She wants a succesful daughter
by Lajinangu September 11, 2020
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Get some ladies

When your friend asks you out to go drinking you use the phrase "get some ladies as a sign of good luck" aka not getting drunk and enjoy the night.
Mike: Wanna go clubbing tonight my man?!
Tyrone: Yeah hommie let's go get some ladies.
by chwadtyrone September 13, 2020
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