Dirty Donnie

When you shit yourself in public — or more specifically — on live TV.

Did you see how they’re distracting from the Epstein Files now? Apparently shooting protestors in Minneapolis wasn’t enough, so Dirty Donnie shat his pants on live TV. Talk about the shArt of the Deal.

by NoMakingTrumpShartsCandles February 3, 2026

Dirty hixon

A man busts a load in a girls mouth. Then the girl paints the semen on the guys face then she proceeds to brown it dry with either farts or queefs

Your face is super clear today. Thanks bro my girl gave me a dirty hixon last night

by Dabopington February 4, 2026

Collecting Dirties

That “indiscreet” album on your phone that includes all the nasty photos you’ve received and should t have saved (but did). A personalized “spank bank” if you will.

Aww maaan.. you know I been collecting dirties left and right out here, man. Just the way we roll, baby!

by Birddddawggg February 6, 2026

Dirty Logger

Like a Dirty Sanches, but you're constipated, so all you get is a turtle head (aka prairie dog) poking out over her chest.

Your mom begged for my dirty Sanches last week, but I had a bit too much fiber and ended up giving her a dirty logger instead.

by Fried Fish February 7, 2026

Dirty Jankoski

where king muffins solos that mid ass eskazok and throws a super party after it, jankoski.

Dirty Jankoski, he says before he is shot for saying such an evil slur

by Mufftins February 7, 2026