Mud flap

When your balls act as a guard during messy anal sex

As Jose was ass fucking Laura, he thought “thank god I have my balls as mud flaps. Otherwise that shit would have been everywhere.”

by Kelita554 February 7, 2023

mud show

When you had Taco Bell and you now have all the anal lube you need.

Steven is coming over to give Danny a Mud Show

by Wrex'n dat rectum December 27, 2023

Mudding

To go outside to a muddy area via a 4x4 and then proceeding to engage in anal with another man.

"Why don't you and your dad go out mudding?"

by Mudderextremist December 29, 2023

Mud Nutt

(n) When a man makes love to the grave of a lost lover in the rain, he is getting his mud nutt.

I.e. Saltburn funeral scene

Man 1: I’m supposed to visit my late wife tomorrow, but I’m afraid it’s going to rain.
Man 2: What!?! That’s good news! Bring some towels… you’re about to get your first mud nutt!!

I’m going to my late lovers grave because I gotta get that mud nutt.

by ShhhlyKat January 7, 2024

Mud Claw

When you finger a girl's sphincter and get shit all over it.

My finger went in the wrong hole, and Suzie gave me a Mud Claw.

by Nikkiiuh January 17, 2024

Mud

MUD (noun): A quintessentially British fusion of "mate" and "bud," warmly employed to denote a cherished friend or companion, often amidst the convivial ambiance of a pub or a hearty banter.

Alright, Mud? Fancy a pint after work later?"

by BullMack January 18, 2024

Mud slug

A whimsical colloquial term for a piece of fecal matter.

After a heavy rain, the backyard became a treacherous terrain, and my shoe inadvertently encountered a mud slug.

by Gr0undhog January 22, 2024