Five Man Failure

Five Man Failure:Small business with less than 10 people. The business is usually dysfunctional. The CEO of the company has 'observation blindness' and coddles bad employees. In a large company issue employees would have been sacked for more dynamic candidates.

That tube store employee is passive aggressive and never emailed me to tell me that my special order was cancelled two months ago. They're running a "Five Man Failure".

by Energysoul July 26, 2016

Twitter Five

An act of response when two or more people agree on something, specifically in the Twitterverse.

Me: I love to fish.

Friend: Me too!!

Me: Twitter five!!

by Dcstrutter June 10, 2016

High Five

The signal for the delivery of a stork to deliver a baby to the girl you were just with.

I high fived her and now she is pregnant.

by Sith_legend04132 June 5, 2016

dropping fives

when you decide to go on a dairy queen run, so your roommate gives you $5 for a medium strawberry cheesecake blizzard but drops his $5 bill when he gives it to you

Brandon, you feelin like dropping fives today?

by @mashed_brotato May 22, 2016

Filthy Five

The coolest girls you will ever meet. A bad bitch girl gang that includes five powerful chicks.

Person A : Did you see the filthy five at that party? They all looked bang.

Person B : Omg, yeah! I wish I was in the filthy five.

squad girl gang daddy booty

by Ttrich101 June 10, 2016

Five It

To finish a (especially alcoholic) drink.

Yo, Obama! Last day of the presidency. What are you gonna do with that expensive bottle of liquor?
OBAMA: I'm gonna fuckin' five it.

by tedooooooooooo June 18, 2016

five will get you ten

... or you will lose your five! It means the odds are even (double or nothing)

Toss a coin! Five will get you ten!

by archivista January 17, 2018