When he luckily got the fuck on this morning and you start your period that afternoon; he comes home from work and you serve him up a Beer an shot, threw up the leg all sexy like and he says “what are you doin with your biscuits?” I said “this smelly jelly biscuit”
Sup?; watching a movie with a smelly jelly biscuit
It’s only anal tonight boo; I’m a smelly jelly biscuit up front
It’s only anal tonight boo; I’m a smelly jelly biscuit up front
by sugarmelon September 7, 2021
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Contestant: wha-
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Contestant: wha-
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by dongsqueeze September 19, 2021
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by chae.com September 21, 2021
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