The internet

An amazing tool that seems great at first, but just ends up making your life worse and worse and worse as time goes on

Person 1: Why are you so grumpy today?
Person 2: Some guy on the internet said that the earth is flat, the moon landing never happened and that birds aren't real

by Heiloloheimir March 24, 2022

Internet Troll

Zen

Zen is an internet troll. (Not the IRL Zen btw)

by I hate trolls cause they suck March 27, 2022

internet qualifier

anyone who thinks that online = reality; sometimes used in poker terminology

I kicked ass at poker.com but these people at the table smell bad, dawg.

by the Kingfisher November 8, 2004

National internet bf day

National internet boyfriend day is day for your boyfriend online

It’s national internet bf day

by A guy named adam January 1, 2021

The Pinocchio Internet Act of 1992

An act that does not allow any tiktok users to tell lies on the internet

Jane123Lol: Omg. I this tiktok is so funny! I was there when they filmed it
Richard0_: @Jane123Lol omg delete this! Haven't you heard about the Pinocchio Internet Act of 1992? You can't be telling lies online

by NOIE_LIMAC February 9, 2021

Internet Landmark

Something that's an important part of the Internet's history; Usually due to being either extremely well-known or being the the first occurrence of something.

"Me at the zoo" is an internet landmark.

by anonymous February 11, 2021

internet problems

The default excuse for why someone either leaves in the middle of or doesn't join a Zoom meeting

"How come John wasn't in class today?"
"He said he had 'internet problems,' but we all know he was just skipping."

by watermeloninja February 23, 2021