simp

To act as a simpleton. Normally used to ridicule the behaviour of people which act based on impulse instead of conscious thought.

some teen: wow that lady has got curves, I shall restructure my whole life's priorities around her
chad: simp more pls

by skinnerrrr November 19, 2020

simp

Choosing the girls over the boys

Person 1: Did you hear how he left the boys for the girls?
Person 2: What a simp.

by yeetson November 20, 2020

Simp

If your only being nice
to try to lay the type

12 year olds : you like a girl your a Simp

your talking to a girl Siiiiiiiiiiiiimp

by shrimp dic November 20, 2020

simp

A woman's simp

ethan is a big slave for woman, he is a simp

by pencilcasedaddy November 20, 2020

Simp

A simp is otherwise known as Mr. Ghostman, the biggest simp

GHOST: oh my god you’re so hot (any egirl)
ROSE: oh ghost ur such a simp! not even ur dogs like you cmon man.

by roseeeyy November 20, 2020

Simp

Someone that fakes emotion to get into bed with someone else.

Person 1: You’re really beautiful and kind and everything good in this world!
Person 2: Awe thank you, you’re so sweet!
Person 1: So you wanna chill sometime?
Person 2: Ugh you’re suck a simp!

by Infinite person November 20, 2020

Simp

The ultimate insult that incels use if someone shows even the slightest amount of respect for a woman

Woman: *trips and falls*
Man: *helps her to get up*
Some nobody at a distance: SIMP!

by Cancel Stupidity November 21, 2020