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Dutch handy

When you fart in hand, make a first with you fart in it, then open your hands under someone's nose
We're weren't laying in bed so I had to give her a Dutch handy
by Amerpwr8 May 20, 2024
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Dutch Blow Job

Fart under the blanket. Hold it under there until your partner slips under and starts sucking your meat.
Dude I didn’t know Brian had snuck into my room, I dropped my guts and then copped a Dutch blow job.
by CatFishSandwitch May 22, 2024
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Dutch Brown Nose

Placing shit stained underwear on someone’s head covering their face
While at the gym pumping iron I noticed that someone snuck up behind Nico and gave him a Dutch Brown Nose.
by Thor from Whitestone May 30, 2024
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Dutch brown nose

The act of putting dirty underwear or panties on some head with the crotch in their face.
While at the gym today, we snuck up and gave Nico a Dutch brown nose. He loved it !
by Thor from Whitestone May 31, 2024
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Dutch pint

Half a pint of beer and half a pint of head.
I almost because fought the bartender because the cheap bastard poured me a Dutch pint.
by HowieJ February 17, 2024
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Dutch Glass Blower

Moisten the anus of someone with your mouth while lightly blowing in it and jacking off the dude at the same time.
The fact that Gerald is a professional Trombone player, makes him the ideal person to perform the Dutch Glass Blower.
by Chibraltar February 20, 2024
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Dutch Glass Blower

On your knees, moisten someones anus with your mouth while lighly blowing in it, and jacking off the dude at the same time.
The fact that Gerald is a professional Trombone player, makes him the ideal person to perform a Dutch Glass Blower
by Chibraltar February 20, 2024
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