Dirty Walmart

When your platonically stimulating your male close friends genitalia with your oral cavity outside a Walmart on the sidewalk, but a presumably homeless druggy catches you and laughs softly well saying that's kinda weird man, so you proceed to get the fuck out of there.

"Man, I was so embarrassed cuz me and Connor had a dirty Walmart the other day"

by Dirty Little Boy January 22, 2026

Dirty Bidet

When your taking a dump and a turd splashes dirty poo water up into your butthole.

Dude, I was just in the bathroom taking a number 2 and got myself with a dirty bidet.

by 419zay January 22, 2026

dirty smile

similar to the french pastel but you draw a smiley face on the vag with poop then make out with it

that dirty smile we did last night was awesome

by loose meat sandwich god January 26, 2026

Dirty craig

When you sit down all day eating tim hortons farmers wraps and bubble farting.

Ew man that sounded wet. I totally dirty Craig'd that one

by Djjayray93 January 30, 2026

Dirty Dalish

When you lay down a woman and give her belly kisses and taste their puffy nipples

"Oh, Did you hear that Frog Tony done a Dirty Dalish?"

by commi3 mark January 30, 2026

dirty xie

getting absolute backshots from a dirty trey

man someone with a dirty trey just gave me a dirty xie!

by absolute cinema January 31, 2026