Dirty Valdon

When you get so fucking horny that you grab your pet hamster and shove it up your sisters ass. Then while she screams you stick your dick in her mouth and make her deepthroat, as mom walks in the dog fucks her and your dad sits in the corner jerking off to shemale furry porn.

“Holy shit dude, while you went to church my family did a dirty Valdon”

by Dirty… July 11, 2021

dirty bayne

When an older woman masterbates so hard her vagina and ass hole merge in to one

That bird hade a dirty bayne last night

by Scottish juggernaut July 12, 2021

Dirty taby

When a girl wraps cheese and a guys junk while going sown on him

She gave me an amazing dirty taby

by Dr spunk nick July 12, 2021

Dirty Eilisha

Stealing your friends Lemon sex toy and shouting the juice was worth the squeeze while smashing your face into a lemon meringue.

What’s that white stuff on your face. Oh I have just had a dirty Eilisha. It was good.

by Lemon Squeezer Pleaser January 13, 2026

Dirty Felecia

When you fart in the bathtub and catch the bubbles in your cupped hands. Then get your nose as close as possible, then release the bubble to enjoy the undiluted stench.

I tried a Dirty Felecia after eating eggs, damn near singed my nose hairs.

by Capt. Badass January 14, 2026

Dirty Bach

A fatass large man who has a very thick chode (like a tree trunk) that loves watching inflation and scat porn. Also tends to jack off around other men (especially fat men)

I’m a dirty Bach, I LOVE scat!

by TheChodeLicker January 14, 2026

Dirty Cullen

The act of receiving male genitalia with such force that it causes bodily fluids to escape the body through orifices such as the eyes and nose.

You: Dude your totally gay!
Cullen: Heck yeah, my BF Jamal gave me the Dirty Cullen last night!

by KingC09 January 14, 2026