dirty rondito

The sexual act of using hand sanitizer as anal lube to fuck a silverback gorilla.

Joe: Hey bro, what'd you do last night?
Bob: Shit bro, I totally did a dirty rondito with that stolen gorilla from the zoo.

by thealmightyfuckening March 7, 2022

Dirty Eilisha

Stealing your friends Lemon sex toy and shouting the juice was worth the squeeze while smashing your face into a lemon meringue.

What’s that white stuff on your face. Oh I have just had a dirty Eilisha. It was good.

by Lemon Squeezer Pleaser January 13, 2026

Dirty Felecia

When you fart in the bathtub and catch the bubbles in your cupped hands. Then get your nose as close as possible, then release the bubble to enjoy the undiluted stench.

I tried a Dirty Felecia after eating eggs, damn near singed my nose hairs.

by Capt. Badass January 14, 2026

Dirty Bach

A fatass large man who has a very thick chode (like a tree trunk) that loves watching inflation and scat porn. Also tends to jack off around other men (especially fat men)

I’m a dirty Bach, I LOVE scat!

by TheChodeLicker January 14, 2026

Dirty Cullen

The act of receiving male genitalia with such force that it causes bodily fluids to escape the body through orifices such as the eyes and nose.

You: Dude your totally gay!
Cullen: Heck yeah, my BF Jamal gave me the Dirty Cullen last night!

by KingC09 January 14, 2026

Dirty Hawaiian

The active of eating bad Mexican food before seeing your ex-girlfriend one last time and then abruptly having your anus explode all over her chest like Mount Kilauea

“Hey Josh how did last night go?”, “it went great, I gave her a dirty Hawaiian and it took her 30 minutes to clean up”.

by Ole rig boy January 16, 2026

Dirty merkel

Getting hit by a bus when having sex

I went on vacation and had a dirty merkel!

by hdf770 January 17, 2026