Beat me up, Scotty

What Captain Kirk says when he’s thirsty for a thorough anal pounding.

Scotty 😍 Omg he is sooo hot 🥰 beat me up, Scotty! ☺️ love u Scotty 😚 uwu

by Bad C dev February 7, 2026

Sprunking It Up

When you smoke some weed and then suck on some sour candy after words

What are you doing? I'm sprunking it up.

by Chris Rock's Cousin February 9, 2026

spool-up

A flywheel gathering speed.

A car spool-up is 2 seconds.

by xdr5t3evq3q February 20, 2026

Don't get your dreads up

It's like "don't get your hopes up" except if you're assuming something bad.

"Hey man, that badass pub down the street just closed down."
"Damn, now where will we sneak out now?"
"Don't get your dreads up, I found another one not too far away."

by AbeltDessler2202 February 22, 2026

UPS

Short for "Unprotected Sex". That's really it.

John: Me and my friend had UPS, and now she's pregnant.

Mike: Shit bro why'd you do that?

John: It felt good.

by GoGo_Gadget March 2, 2026