Polish monster

A giant penis, like a large fat polish sausage

Oh my gosh Jacob, you've got a polish monster dong!

by Big Sausage Squirter August 25, 2019

gooey monster

Issa very very spooky monster that lives in yo crib

Ahhhh a gooey monster!!!

by Gooey monster December 19, 2017

eddie monster

Is another wording for widow peak.

Girl you got a Eddie monster.

by Crazy ratchet facts January 9, 2018

Monster mudbuster

When you and your friend shot gun a bfc (big fucking can) monster fallowed by a shot of vodka then tag team your girlfriend until she looks like a mud puddle then you probably die of a heart attacks and fall in the Mudd puddle

It's Friday night mike what do you say we go to my house for a monster mudbuster.

by Prince Charles E May 2, 2018

Swamp Monster

Swamp Monster: a highly opinionated, if not downright self-righteous partisan hack that thrives on verbally abusing other people in order to amuse themselves and other partisan hacks.

Ann Coulter recently asked North Korea to nuke Seattle, confirming once and for all, that she is just another swamp monster.

by polygeek April 8, 2017

monster truck titties

When a woman (or various women) have voluptuous and oversized breast that contrast in size to the rest of her (or their) body. Monster Truck Titties can be all natural, or can be Implanted. Typically breast’s larger than a D sized cup, with slim a waistline.

“Damn, how can that girl be 5’6, size 2 waist, and have 32 DD Monster Truck Titties?

Ex: Kate Upton, Salma Hayek, Sofia Vergara, Pamela Anderson, and Busty Buffy all have Monster Truck Titties.

by M.F. Jones April 19, 2018

swig monster

He his very weird and will make you gag he cannot play games and acts like a girl

Guy1.Who is that he is terrible on battlefield someone kick him!!
Guy2.it is swig monster I need to ban him he is so bad at this he is making us loose!!

by JBroisabeast123 October 9, 2017