hat sag

when the tip of someone's beenie droops down like a flaccid penis

Damn that kid has some hat sag

by hat saggah November 10, 2011

Tiajuana Top Hat

When a woman wearing a sombrero kneels in the middle of a group of men who proceed to ejaculate into the "bowl" formed by the sombrero's rim.

That was quite a Tiajuana Top Hat your mom got last night.

by haskdj November 14, 2011

Forward Digger Hat

An overweight Homosexual from Two Harbors, MN.

Gee whiz. Every time I go to Two Harbors I get hit on by that goddamn Forward Digger Hat at Pamida.

by DDDuluth November 17, 2011

Glenn Hat Trick

An ice hockey player can achieve a Glenn Hat Trick if he/she records all of the following in a single game:
1) An unforced defensive zone give-away
2) An un-facilitated fall
3) An unforced missed goal on an open net

All you need to do is miss an empty net and you've got a Glenn Hat Trick!

by Reston Hawks September 13, 2011

ASS HAT

One or more persons drops pants and place their bare asses on the victims head, take a photo and laugh your own ass off.

Mayr is a frequent wearer of an ass hat.
He does not find it funny butt we do.

by JFFFP September 25, 2011

Hat

1) A piece of headwear usually worn for cosmetic or practical purposes.

2) A homosexual trap.

"Oi yeah mate I got this f'kin cap at Woolies for 2 dollarydoos last Friday."

"Dude, Hat is gay as fuck."

by AdyRhodes1999 November 22, 2021

hat ryan

When drunk Ryan puts a hat on and there is no turning down.

Shit. Here comes Hat Ryan!

by ZacTaylor November 23, 2021