Pixie Hair Cut

A type of hair cut a guy named Gustavo would have

"Hey did you see that Gustavo has the Pixie hair cut

by Apersonwithoutapixiehaircut June 12, 2021

cunt hair lips

found on the female gym teacher, cunt hair lips is referred to as the pubes growing on the upper lip and chin region . . . . gimme some of that

Scarlett woke up one morning for her interview at the local high school for the lesbian gym teacher position, and decided to make herself more presentable by waxing off her cunt hair lips. ... . gimme some of that

by Billy Dan February 28, 2004

Bed Hair

the molting of the pubic hair with the evidence found in beds

Crap ive got bed hair, i wont sleep for a week

by Bucko February 6, 2003

hair boner

when a girl with short hair puts her hair in a ponytail such that it resembles a male erection or boner. this is the only time a woman will ever or should ever sport a boner.

"damn, your hair boner just hit me in the face."

"is it just me or is your hair boner more voluminous than usual?"

"i like your style. that hair boner is hot."

by apt effay November 26, 2007

permanent marker hair

A head that has been shaved off and written on with permanent marker.

My hair is being such a bitch that i'm guna permanent marker hairerize it! WOOHOOW IM SUCH A GENIUS!! permanent marker hair ROCKS MY GYM SOCKS!!!

by afro girl (aka alex) May 14, 2006

Brazilian Hair Salon

The act of slowly jizzing in ones own hand, then lathering into a parters moisnted hair.

The ladies always come to me, because I run the best brazilian hair salon around!

by jizmasterflex March 25, 2009

Hair Gel Thief

A male who whilst at his girlfriends mothers house sneaks into her room and steals her hair gel

Stephen is a right hair gel thief

by misi666 November 6, 2009