Jim: Hey Joe, how's your headache?
Joe: I went to the doctor as you said and I still have it but now I'm a $200 poorer.
Jim: You idiot, I said Dog Turd and not doctor.
Joe: I went to the doctor as you said and I still have it but now I'm a $200 poorer.
Jim: You idiot, I said Dog Turd and not doctor.
by selfimportantsht December 12, 2020
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The act of defecating into a woman’s vagina followed by then consuming the fecal matter out of the vagina, and /or preforming sexual intercourse with said fecal filled vagina.
“I carni-dogged her”. “Man I just want to carni-dog her tonight after a fresh bowl of soup” “I would carni-dog her all night long, but no way am I gonna tell her I love her” “man, it smells like someone got carni-dogged in here!”
by Carni-dog connoisseur July 5, 2021
Get the Carni-dog mug.One night my girl was heaving her guts out after getting too drunk on Tequila. She was bent over the toilet with her pants around her knees, and her butt was sticking up in the air. Being the gentleman I am, I mounted her from behind, and each time she puked, the contractions were so amazing, I just couldn't stop Kickin the Dog
by Mountain Man II June 29, 2011
Get the Kickin the Dog mug.Guy 1- Man you've got some serious dog rash there.
Guy 2- Tell me about it. Mitzi, my four legged friend, ate something that didn't agree with her and now it's squirting out her ass. Hey do you have a paper towel? This shit is seeping through my fingers.
Guy 1- That's sick man. Just spread it out really thin across the sidewalk. Hard or soft that's what I do.
Guy 2- What?
Guy 1- Yeah, it drys a lot quicker spread out and then I don't have to carry a bag around all the time.
Guy 2- Gross! You should pick up your dog's shit.
Guy 1- What!? Look at all the dog rash around here! Obviously I'm not the only one.
Guy 2- Tell me about it. Mitzi, my four legged friend, ate something that didn't agree with her and now it's squirting out her ass. Hey do you have a paper towel? This shit is seeping through my fingers.
Guy 1- That's sick man. Just spread it out really thin across the sidewalk. Hard or soft that's what I do.
Guy 2- What?
Guy 1- Yeah, it drys a lot quicker spread out and then I don't have to carry a bag around all the time.
Guy 2- Gross! You should pick up your dog's shit.
Guy 1- What!? Look at all the dog rash around here! Obviously I'm not the only one.
by JACponica September 26, 2011
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Get the zaza the dog mug.(verb) The act of swallowing an item without any lubrication to assist in the process. Applies specifically to swallowing medication without the use of a beverage to wash it down.
Megan grabs some pain meds.
Chrystal: Hey, you want some water for that?
Megan: Nah, I'm just gonna raw dog this thing.
Chrystal: Hey, you want some water for that?
Megan: Nah, I'm just gonna raw dog this thing.
by gekkman May 15, 2023
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