Two Legs

A stoner who always carries nugs.

Jersey is the coolest two legs.

by Peenlord April 14, 2019

leg deaf

The action of losing the functionality in your legs.

Person 1: Hey man, why are you in a wheel chair?

Person 2: Oh yea, last night I got into the freak accident and went leg deaf.

by Poopy Head #2 April 17, 2019

daddy long leg

when your legs are so long. they relate to daddy long leg spiders

'damnn abdul you have long legs your a daddy long leg'

by fatbitchuknow September 28, 2019

Lunch Leg

The act of bouncing your leg up and down while seated thus looking like a teenage boy in the school cafeteria.

Look at Steve. He’s making the couch shake with that lunch leg.

by ESE Diva October 10, 2019

A leg apart

Someone who is off doing their own thing while everyone else is working together to get shit done.

They're a good team, but John is a leg apart.

by Bro mac August 3, 2019

A leg apart

A part of a system that does impact the system while also not proforming its intended role.

Get back to work, stop being a leg apart.

by Janatan August 3, 2019

leg-request tug

Refers to da gentle "urging nudges" dat you give da thigh of a snuggly chick who's lovingly spooning you in bed wif her arm around you; it involves reaching back and softly curing your fingers around behind her upper thigh and then giving a couple of small squeezes with your fingertips to mean, "Can I have your leg, too?" Da cutie then obligingly swings her juicy leg forwards and drapes it over your upper legs so dat you can savoringly caress her soft warm ample thigh, massage her smooth rounded calf, and/or cradle her plump rubbery toes in yer fingers.

Tiffany usually remembers dat I love having her put both her arm and leg over me when we take a nap together, but anytime she forgets, a simple leg-request tug is all I need to do to immediately be rewarded wif a soft warm plump lower-extremity dreamily embracing me, as well.

by QuacksO August 6, 2019