turtling

To sneak up behind someone wearing a hoodie, then inverting the hood on said hoodie, thus making it appear as though the person now has a turtle shell on their back.
This can then be accompanied with shouts of 'TURTLED! TURTLED!' at the victim while simulating a turtle shell on your own back.

*sneaks up behind and flips hood*

Leah: HAH TURTLED
Talon: what does that mean?
Leah: Turtling is when I flipped your hood and gave you a turtle shell!

by ay you March 25, 2023

Gooey turtle

What Sam's old lady does every night to him

She made gooey turtle right on his face

by LAP2023 January 17, 2023

turtling

(adj.) The state of having one's penis pull up into the body and disappear beyond the foreskin, like a turtle's head. More common in overweight men.

Look at that big fat guy over there, he's totally turtling!

by J. A. Anschütz January 26, 2023

turtling

In a video game, to progress through the game at a very slow pace, much slower than designed, in order to artificially lower its difficulty. E.g. engage fewer enemies at a time, kite them for extended time, use a lot of time to heal and stock up with consumables between encounters etc. Can be used as a derogatory term if it abuses game mechanics to the point of breaking immersion. Some games have measures to prevent this tactic such as set timers to complete each part or evolving opponents who would outpace and overwhelm you in such a case.

Streamer: "Okay, this part looks tough. So I'll be taking it very slow and methodically..."
Viewer: "Read: turtling"

by __Vano February 11, 2023

turtle spin

A type of dance move to spin on the back like a turtle's shell.

I'm doing the turtle spin.

by Ritacca February 15, 2023

Turtle

Seen a lot of nothing from these "definitions" of turtles but a turtle is a person who is mentally slow and retreats into their shell when called out on their BS

this turtle had the nerve to lie to my face and act like I wouldn't call her out

by Gamzeelmao February 15, 2023

turtle

A animal that flies around and eats dirt

that turtle needs to get the fuck out of the swamp!

by arguing sloth December 19, 2023