SEXY PED0PHILE

when anyone shows you their ASS CRACK you know who is NEARBY.

Hey hey nearby you got a SEXY PED0PHILE dancing their ASS around saying , "COME AND GET IT" as just give me that sign KATHY or RUTH and we got a date at my HOME DEPOT as SELENA knows how to get to get the bullys to GO AWAY as ANAL ALAN can give them a real ADAM'S FAMILY scare as being the POINT MAN as this EGOMANIAC knows how to make a POINT FAST with his ASS CRACK with that golden audience and just think this thing started with a BLOWER AND AND A SHIT ASSISTANT for real as the smell is DREAMY thanks to the top of the STACKS record inside that TARGET CANNISTER of salted caramel truffle as you can say , "THIS SHIT IS ENVIRONMENTALLY PLEASING".

by DIT KOMON ASSH0LE June 2, 2022

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sexy son

A very attractive man, in particular, one whose physical traits indicate a high biological fitness.

(From R. A. Fisher's sexy son hypothesis.)

You should come to the party tonight, I heard there'll be a lot of sexy sons there.

Damn, you are the sexiest son I have ever laid my eyes on.

by ASexySon June 4, 2022

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sexy son

A very attractive man, in particular, one whose physical traits indicate a high biological fitness.

(From R. A. Fisher's sexy son hypothesis.)

"You should come to the party tonight, I heard there'll be a lot of sexy sons there."

"Damn, you are the sexiest son I've ever laid my eyes on."

by ASexySon June 4, 2022

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Medically Sexy

When a medical professional is performing a procedure and unwittingly portrays enhanced levels of sexiness- possibly due to posture, perspective, or use of intoxicants.

While undergoing a lengthy dental procedure, I couldn’t help but notice every muscle rippling in my dentists forearms. I couldn’t even see his face but he was like…medically sexy.

by AlaskanChampion March 30, 2022

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