Rusty Hawsepipe

When you don't listen to instructions well

Rubber ear

He gave her the rusty hawsepipe on being instructed what to do.

by Steeatsea March 28, 2020

Rusty Marino

Adjective. A cocktail which was popularized by police pubs and contains vodka, light rum, maraschino cherry, and cream of sumyungguy floating on top, served during Happy Hour only.

"I enjoy dining out and good conversation over a Rusty Marino at the local dive bar."

by ᙅYᙖᙓᖇ ᗪOᙅ™ April 21, 2020

Rusty nail

When you wipe your bum and your finger go’s through the toilet paper and you get poo on ur finger

Fuck! I got a rusty nail

by Finnzapoo November 11, 2020

rusty boozer

Alternate word for Thanksgiving day.

“Hey Jared, ya hype for rusty boozer this year?”
Yea bro. Love me some rusty boozer turkey.”

by Jdog333 November 12, 2020

Rusty trampoline

The act of lying about sitting your pants

No i did not crap myself. It was a rusty trampoline.

by Psychic ramone November 14, 2020

Rusty Giuliani

Getting a dry hand job from an escort in a hotel room

I got a Rusty Giuliani last night!

by Bennett1313 November 18, 2020

Rusty Pelican

When you get shit on your nose after eating a girls pussy.

After going down on Sarah, she looked and me and said “You’ve got a Rusty Pelican!!!”

by Seppsters November 19, 2020