poop joke

Type of joke made by those with a peculiar fixation on feces and colonic function. A joke which has a particular emphasis on feces or colonic function.

Sam continued to post his poop jokes on urbandictionary.com, but they weren't really slang terms.

by somegoof January 20, 2005

poop toot

The act of snorting cocaine out of a woman's asshole.

Hey Brandi; when you're off that pole, come over so I can use your asshole for a poop toot.

by Marcos2011 October 24, 2014

Ninja Poop

When a person has to go to the bathroom to poop, although does so in such a short span of time that no one has time to notice

"Dude, I was in the middle of a meeting and felt something coming. I slipped out of the room, took a Ninja Poop, and was back before anyone even noticed I left."

by skeevemeister October 27, 2011

post-poop

The period of time just after defacating, or taking a crap.

I spent a lot of time crying during my post-poop.

by weasel February 10, 2003

poop shoot

The hole of the ass, or asshole

Don't fool yourself girl, it's going up your poop shoot - (Thank you Frank Zappa)

by Poopsie Smidgaphorius May 13, 2005

poop job

when a girl forces a guy to poop in her mouth, then demands to give the guy head with her poop-filled mouth. normal men will object, but special men will allow this action to occur.

bill was aroused when he heard of his girlfriend's poop job fetish.

by adam simoneau December 14, 2004

yogurt poop

When someone at yogurtland forgets to put there cup under the dispenser, therefore leaving a pooplike pile of yogurt

" Mmm, I want some of that new flavor" - mia
" Nahhh, man there's yogurt poop all over that flavor, dont get it" - ghislaine
" eeehh, my bad, I got distracted" - sheepish man

by M.C:):) August 4, 2011