Dream Pimp

A person or peoples, usually in the arts, entertainment, and music industry, that over promises and under-delivers.
The person(s) are usually surround by flying monkeys who chase clout.

Dream Pimps will come up with elaborate lies to hype you up, but I’m reality they want to piggy back off your hard work.

They most likely have no talent themselves.
They mostly likely use drugs and fake promises to manipulate creatives into working with them.

A dream pimp contacted me offering exposure to their inactive audience.
I’ve been tagged in posts 5 times by a dream pimp.
That dream pimp over there.

by Madeofstarsnstuff October 12, 2021

Horse Pimp

A person who secretly places animal porn on a co-worker's work computer.

Kent is a total Horse Pimp, I mean just the other day he put animal porn on Mark's work computer screen saver.

by Hot Franklin October 27, 2021

Pimp Bitchin'

When something is Awesome or Cool.

Person #1: "Have you seen my new car?"
Person #2: "Yeah bro, it's Pimp Bitchin'"

by Daada420 July 13, 2021

Filthy Pimps

Delusional Maniac terminology for his girlfriend's male friends and family members.

Maniac: " hoe imma break up with you so you better quit hookin' and act right.....or f*** you and your filthy pimps!"

by Spinderella in the Hood July 20, 2021

Floodwood Pimp

A young cross country/track athlete who was born and raised in Floodwood and is notorious for stealing anyone’s girl. This man has more game than you could ever imagine and has the ability to make a girl squirt without using his hands.

Dude I gotta hide my girl. Word on the street is that the Floodwood Pimp is in town.

by BusterCherryyy August 1, 2021

charity pimp

a dude who sets up female friends who aren't looking for relationships, but rather, who just wanna fuck

"He's such a nice guy for helping all those girls find love."

"Nah, he's a charity pimp. Those chicks just wanna get piped."

"I see... perhaps I should introduce myself."

by sXe_defender August 3, 2021

Pimp Sniper

“When your punk ass neighbor rats you out to your girl when all you were doing was talking to your hot Asian neighbor.”

-Andy Noel-

“So I was cumming in her mouth and everything was good then my fuckin bitch ass neighbor a “Pimp Sniper” “Pimp Sniped.” Me, and then 20 min later I had no girlfriend and no mouth to cum in, bro.”

by Saint Noel September 16, 2021