The internet

An amazing tool that seems great at first, but just ends up making your life worse and worse and worse as time goes on

Person 1: Why are you so grumpy today?
Person 2: Some guy on the internet said that the earth is flat, the moon landing never happened and that birds aren't real

by Heiloloheimir March 24, 2022

Internet Troll

Zen

Zen is an internet troll. (Not the IRL Zen btw)

by I hate trolls cause they suck March 27, 2022

Internet Turd

Someone or some group of people on the internet with less than 100k subs who thinks their opinions matter, so they make unnecessarily long videos explaining their opinion, to whom nobody will ever hear, or care about.

Person 69: I just saw an internet turd in my pornhub recommendations
Person 70: Why are you on pornhub

by UARDEDNOTBIGSOUPRICE March 29, 2022

Internet Karen

The online version of speaking to your manager. This karen prides herself on providing ugly Google reviews regardless of how much you kiss her ass. She wants the world to know how you overcharged her .15 for that hat she found on the clearance rack.

Man that Internet Karen left me a bad review because I didn't discount her phone repair.

by Parrothead5000 November 5, 2021

Internet syndrom

When you can't find the content your looking for on the internet and/or your freedom of thought is disrespected

Hey dude, what's wrong?

I have internet syndrome

by Monty.... November 16, 2021

Mental Internet

the suffering from the Alt in Alter Ego by getting crushed by an excavator

Chihiro has problems from Mental Internet

by Armadillo Stomach November 16, 2021

Golden rule of the internet

The rule that only one person on the internet may have an opinion on what is and is not funny

"Dude that video you sent was unfunny as shit."
"Don't you know the golden rule of the internet? Only what i say is funny matters."

by Neg is better at risk of rain November 18, 2021