free-food fiasco

Da frequent sabotaging of one's attempts to "eat wholesome" or stay on a strict low-cal/carb diet to lose weight and/or otherwise improve his health by purchasing only "basic" and "natural" groceries; said messing-up occurs when either you get jovially invited to "consume mass quantities" by your Coneheads-appetited buddies at a party or backyard barbecue, or you unexpectedly come across some leftover/discarded food that is still safe/edible... hey, for this latter example, you absolutely HAVE to eat it, right? We can't be wasting food, now, can we, especially when there are children starving all over the world; it saves on your grocery-bill, as well. And besides, salvaged food --- by the virtue of your conscientiously not letting it go to waste --- isn't fattening, anyway; only food that either you're served or you actually go and PURCHASE adds on da pounds... everybody knows THAT!

Two classic examples of a free-food fiasco are (1) where Hagar goes out on his porch and finds a huge cornucopia of tasty rich treats labeled, "For Hagar"; he sadly remarks, "This always happens whenever I go on a diet!", and (2) where the irritable and acutely-nicotine-dependent Dr. Becker is trying to give up da cancer-sticks, but then finds several unopened boxes of them in a dumpster behind his workplace.

by QuacksO August 12, 2019

Free!

A anime that has HOOOOOTTT boys swimming. It's fucked up.

A: Hey, did you watch the new movie from 'Free!'?
B: Of course. Did you look at Haru? He's sooooo cute

A: Hell no, Makoto is better.

by NoobGamer0398 September 2, 2019

FREE BOLE

THE BOLEMAN HOUSE has been locked up and in a pen for an unknown cause but this term is used to show awareness for the locking of THE BOLEMAN

Ayy yo hear what happens to bole. Yeah, that’s tuff FREE BOLE

by Anonymous unknown person September 7, 2019

free score

obtaining goods from the local convenient store, without paying,

Hey bro, I just free scored two beers from that liquor store, lets drink up

by bluebrotha September 8, 2019

Free

Shit you get that other people pay for.

The state government is sending me to college for free.

by DanOgram June 5, 2018

free-fill

Getting a free refill at Starbucks without having stayed within the store to drink the paid-for drink or without purchasing the previous drink from the same location or on the same day.

“Let me quickly stop into Starbucks to get a free-fill before we head to the game.”

by momofyre December 13, 2017

free slave

Being born into the servitude of ones choosing.

Why arent we doing what we love all day dog? Shit bruh we were born free slaves.

by NebulaDreams May 2, 2018