dirty placey

One requires an office job. To call a gay sex line, insert the speaker on the phone into your anus and ask the person on the other end to yell as loud as they can whilst ejaculating on the keyboard and taking a business call with a seperate phone trying not to get caught.

Work was boring today so I did the old dirty placey

by Mad cunt Daz June 20, 2022

Dirty Bourne

Going to work with diarrhoea and while your co-workers are changing the bottom deck on a mining screen you stand on the top deck and shit through both sceens creating a cascading waterfall of hot brown rain covering your work mates.

Yeah dude, he did a Dirty Bourne and fucking soaked those guys in shit haha

by Quarry boss June 20, 2022

Dirty Sweeney

Blowing and trapping air into anything with a vagina

Big Uncle rob was telling me about how he dirty Sweeney’d this preteen last weekend

by Swanky skeet metal June 21, 2022

Dirty Vince

When you take someones diarrhea and using it as an enema to make your own diarrhea

He couldn’t shit, so he decided to go and do a dirty vince

by machinegunkelsie June 22, 2022

Dirty Aj

Taking A Massive Shit into a woman's Vagina, then proceeding to remove it with a fork, chewing it up swallowing it, then using it as lube.

Person 1:Ugh, that guy over there gave me a Dirty Aj yesterday, it felt horrible.
Person 2:Wait isnt that the weird kid?

by kdfvnkfnbkdnblkdnfblkdbvlkdnfv June 23, 2022

Dirty Bita

When a woman twirls around naked in a forest singing the song that never ends and accidently falls on the dick of the nearest eligible bachelor.

dude, that chick just fell on my super hard dick. Totally pulled a dirty Bita

by Adolf Oliver Nipple1 June 23, 2022

Dirty Muggie

When you pore cream soda in a girls pussy so that it starts coming out her nose. Then you stick your dick in her nose to block the cream soda.

Jody: I just pulled a Dirty Muggie on Clarise last night, my dick was so sticky afterwards.
Peter: Sick bro!!

by Vispatat June 24, 2022