Dog Hooker

A stray dog that walks around in fish nets hoping to get doggy dick

"that dog hooker really taught me how to put the cock in spaniel if you know what I mean"

by all in the name of jesus August 27, 2019

noob dog

Funny csgo cheater/griefer.

noob dog: -gets teammate to kill him-
noob dog: DUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by HahaEcksDee October 1, 2020

Crank The Dog

(Verb) To violently masturbate to furry porn. Usually done by quiet emo kids with dyed hair. If they cut or have an anime/weaboo backpack then you practically have confirmation that they crank the dog.

Person 1: "Hey man do you wanna come over later?"

Person 2: "Sorry but Friday nights are for cranking the dog."

Person 1: "You crank the dog too? We can do it together!"

Person 2: "Okay meet me at my place tonight."

by VeryCrustySocks March 29, 2017

frog dogging

when a dog lays on its stomach with its legs stretched out behind it.

A similar word, that is only used for corgis would be "Sploot" or "splooting"

Oh wow, Rocky is frog dogging again. Too bad he's not a corgi so I could tag the picture with "splooting"

by KinqLee June 6, 2017

Dog Slut

A male or female that sleeps around with dogs, and uses the term "My dog sleeps with me in my bed".

Stop being a dog slut dale

by Wanker Stroke March 1, 2017

Rusty Dog

The male penis after raw dogging anal sex with a less than clean partner.

Rachel gave me a rusty dog last night. Had to shower it off.

That fast prostitute left me with one thick rusty dog.

Despite the pre-sex enema, I still got a rusty dog.

by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2018

Dog Piss

Essentially it’s the polar opposite to phrases that use the word “Piss” to imply something is easy such as “Piece of piss”, so Dog Piss would be used to say that something is hard or difficult. It’s related to the phrase “Dog Shit” in the sense of conveying negativity.

Person 1: Yo, have you completed the Algebra and Pythagoras homework yet?
Person 2: No, it’s utter dog piss. I can’t seem to work it out at all...
(maybe I should get off of UrbanDictionary.com and revise more instead of procrastinating.)

by Pepsii February 1, 2018