Blue waffle

Literally just a waffle with blueberries

Albert: Hey search up a blue waffle.

Chris: Oh ok.

Chris: Oh daddy, it’s blueberry waffles

by Traitor on your mom May 17, 2021

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Bagged Waffle

Maple syrup lubricated anal sex in a sleeping bag. Generally occurring in a deployed location with limited sources of required lubricant.

Hey bub, did you hear that desert queen in the other tent last night….? Heard he pulled off the bagged waffle with the maple syrup from the DFAC.

by Flyalpha86 May 24, 2021

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Twat Waffle

Chrissy Teigen.

Chrissy Teigen is a bona fide Twat Waffle.

by Hollywood Loves Me May 25, 2021

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Waffle Stomping

The act of using your foot to smush excrement through a shower drain.

“Dude, I showed my girlfriend how I do the Waffle Stomping trick and she found it awesome!”

by Dilsers May 31, 2021

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An exotic sex act only performed by the most seasoned of professionals on FetLife.

Upon waking up at a Marriott Residence Inn, place your balls on her eyeballs in a fashion where your scrotum seals her nose, so when your fart escapes her nasal passages, it vibrates your testicles.
Once the "waffle iron" is hot, push out your rectum to "squeeze the batter" so it is evenly distributed over the holes. Turn her over as if you're "flipping the iron" and press with all of your might. When she blows out her nose which signifies the "ready ding," rotate back into your previous position and pour your "syrup" evenly.

Serve with coffee and a week-old blueberry scone.

"It ain't a coke-walk being governor of New York. Sometimes you just gotta unwind and serve a Hot Belgian Waffle at the Marriott Residence Inn."

by HoseRUs August 13, 2021

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