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I GOT DUMPED BY A CLOWN!!!!
by brookballoon May 8, 2023
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clowning

To convince yourself that your crush is indeed liking you back when in fact it's uncertain or just all in your head.
"Yeah, he's still clowning over that girl that rejected him weeks ago because she liked his post"
"God I'm clowning so hard over this guy but he's sending mixed signals, idk what to think anymore"
by gh0st_191 May 12, 2023
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flay clown

by anonymous May 13, 2023
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Clown Fiesta

Sentinels during VCT Americas.
Did you hear Sentinels lost to KRÜ?

Isn't that the lowest ranked team in Americas? That's a real Clown Fiesta.
by spoof_cs May 13, 2023
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Clowning

To set aside time to waste time, typically done on one’s phone in one’s bed but can be done in group settings.
I was clowning for three hours before I went to bed last night
by neptunelovesme December 4, 2022
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momentary clowning-around license

Humorous term to refer to da one-to-ten-second "allowance-window" for performing goofy antics dat is implied to be granted to you as a "reward" or "consolation" if a certain type of minorly-distressing event unexpectedly befalls you, such as if you get accidentally bonked on da head with a rake-handle or 2X4, and thus you are "permitted" to make a huge buffoonish show of wobblingly staggering about for a moment or two, as if you've been knocked partially unconscious.
Another type of momentary clowning-around license might be if there is a sudden loud noise nearby dat presumably would allow you to raucously respond in kind --- for example, if a passing car toots its horn for no apparent reason, you then briefly have "implied permission" to shut your eyes tightly and bellow, "HAWNK!!" in "reply" to said unexpected auditory interruption.
by QuacksO December 19, 2022
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clown time

running so late that the people who came on time look like clowns because they’re waiting
person 1: we’ve been waiting here for 2 hrs now

person 2: 🤣🫵 shoulda known we run on clown time
by ksova December 23, 2022
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