machineel tree

A tree that was grown by Satan himself. The machineel tree (Hippomane mancinella) is an extremely poisonous plant that can be found in south Florida, the Caribbean, and central america. Eating the fruit (which resemble small apples) can kill you. The sap from the tree is so corrosive and toxic, standing under the tree during a rainstorm will blister your skin and if it gets in yours eyes, temporally blind you. The natives would even tip their arrows in the sap. Simply touching the tree will give you a rash. Even the air around the tree is toxic and standing there for long periods of time will kill you. If you ever see this tree, stay the fuck away from it, it will fuck you up.

I just ate the fruit from the machineel tree and almost died! My throat felt like there was lava being pour down!

by Vanilla_Fraggers July 26, 2020

Tree

It is a bush on the wood.

Person 1: What is a tree?
Person 2: It is the place money grows.
Person 1: I see.

by BrkaBezBrka August 1, 2020

tree decoration

a racial slur against a black meaning that they can be hung on a tree

shut up you are a tree decoration!

by eat balls 21 August 3, 2020

Banana Tree

A homosexual orgy

Wanna join me, Benjamin, and Nathaniel in the banana tree? We'd really like you to cum with us.

by BT404 August 9, 2020

tree knocking

A scare tactic that Big Foot used to scare people out of the forest

While hiking in the forest we heard tree knocking and made a hasty exit.

by The squatcher Dr August 14, 2020

Tree

A plant that ussually is tall and thicc with a (ussually) brown trunk (birch is an example of an exception) and leaves that in many trees change colour and fall in autumn and grow back and green-coloured in Spring. Not all trees have their leaves green on summer and spring, some *bloom* on other colours like red, white, pink or purple. Many trees grow flowers and/or fruits or pinecones or nuts. Trees are also where cats scratch, birds live, dogs pee and little kids climb. Many resources, like paper or wood, come from trees.

Trees are being cut a lot, and ppl are rebeling to try to save them with #SaveTheTrees and #TeamTrees (there's even a company that works for this saviour named TeamTrees) and many youtubers are supporting it with streams and stuff.

Oh, I forgot...! Trees are also used for X-mas

Joe: Hey Bob
Bob: Yes?
Joe: Did you know that our favourite youtubers is going to livestream for TeamTrees on Friday?
Bob: Rly? Cool m8

by 99BestNumber June 20, 2020

Tree cult

The cult of the tree is (probably was now tho) a cult where boys, girls and sponges from tiktok are taking trees for there boss and try to turn everybody in their cult. They use a lot of filter for making their face scary but they look like clowns

B*tch n*1: ARE YOU COMING TO THE TREE
B*tch n*2: stfu you’re scary as f+ck with your tree cult

by Abitchinabottle June 27, 2020