Matthew

A gay Jewish man who loves to date minors but only after raping them.

Girl 1:"My boyfriend is such a a Matthew, I hate him"
Girl 2: "Don't worry he'll break up with you once you get to kindergarten because he only likes little kids"

by Ggwk April 2, 2024

Matthew

A tall blonde Gyrosexual apparently

Matthew! Stop drinking the green liquid hand wash in a sexual way!

by hollowknightenjoyer July 7, 2022

Matthew

A very cute guy who loves to make you laugh and can take his joke too far sometimes but he always finds a way to make someone laugh

Guy 1: Do you know who I like?
Guy 2: Who?
Guy 1: I like Matthew

by Hurricane 560 July 9, 2022

Matthew Dave

he makes great saves and never shaves

matthew dave has a porn hub account

by devo.jay July 11, 2022

Matthew Copeland

Matthew Copeland, a name used to describe an in the closet homosexual and Pedo, has an unhealthy obsession with the male body especially younger ones, claims to have a girlfriend but we know he’s lying and deep in the closet. Very weird and always brings up the most boring talk points like the weather and how the day is going, the most Melvin person you’ll ever meet.

I saw someone in the bushes near the elementary school last week, that was Matthew copeland, that’s just a normal Friday to him.

by Ronald McDonald Raegan July 12, 2022

Matthew Copeland

Name to describe an in the closet homosexual pedophile. Also really weird and brings up talking points about the weather and how the day is going. The biggest Melvin on the planet.

Wow Matthew Copeland, I always thought he was gay.

by Ronald McDonald Raegan July 13, 2022

Matthew Seely

A candidate that lives 100 miles from the district he’s running in.

Alt:
A sociopath that has an inflated self-image, even though everything he has was handed to him.

The guy that nobody likes acts like a Matthew Seely.

by Make America Great Again Again July 17, 2022