Kevin

There are 2 Kevins in this world.
The first will steal all your money and run away and not look back. Will pay you .2 dollars an hour for slave labour. Has a secret idea that he will bail his life on.
The second will destroy you at smash bros.

Me: Who are you?????!?!?!?
Kevin: Kevin

by Chungooo April 6, 2022

That Kid Kevin

A handsome, funny, kind, honest, smart and shy guy. He's the very sweetest guy, a good friend who always tries his best to be there for you. He might seem like a tough guy on the outside, but he's a softie inside.

Friend: Who's that guy you're crushing over again?
Girl: oh he's that kid Kevin!

by kweanneb<3 April 9, 2022

kevin kempt

a dude that knows how to rap and get good streams at 16 but does not know how to release schoolastic book fair 3 only the 2nd and 1st one.

-exulqnsis16 on twitter lmao >:)

Kevin kempt is a rap god.

"is that kevin kempt?" Yeah, he has 25+ milion streams

by axtoniaa April 15, 2022

Kevin

A choke artist, especially known for his choking in guess the soccer player, football fusion 2, playing goalkeeper for hutto, and fantasy football. Named after Kevin Vasquez.

Santi-"Kevin Vazquez Mendez, how did you get mossed?"
Kevin-"I wasnt even near there"
Carlos-" Caaaaaap".

Kevin (clearly in the area) - "what do you have against me?"

by Kevin Vasquez Mendez April 18, 2022

Kevin

A middle school kid with an amazing singing voice, an awesome sense of humor, and can make you laugh at any time. An amazing dancer, nice to his best friends, and brighten anyone’s day. It’s glad to have a friend like Kevin.

I have an actual friend named Kevin, and this is what best describes him.

by weeby mcweeberton April 19, 2022

Kevin

Guy with infamous name

Damn, it's a Kevin

by dnskifs November 4, 2021

kevin

Kevin. kevin is the type of guy u dream of. he’s your ideal guy. he’s your dream guy. hes everything you’ve ever wanted in a boy. he’s funny, has great style, light skin, curly hair, braces, glasses. you will catch feelings so quick. But he doesn’t know how to love. he’s a terrible guy when it comes to anything more then a friendship. he plays with your feelings. always makes everything about himself. he doesn’t know how to listen. gives mixed signals. a liar. everybody likes him. fuck why does everyone like him. he talks to 12 girls at one time while playing them all. you will fall head over heals for this guy but he will always just hurt you in the end.

bye kevin

by the black badger November 13, 2021