Loner Boner

The phase where one enjoys being alone and not in a relationship. After being single for many years enjoying the lone times and fearing the loss of that if they get into a commitment.

Why is Alison single, is she seeing someone? Nah she got the loner boner

by Socio-psychopath April 27, 2021

Pro Boner

A description of the payment method for a good or service, the method consisting of the use of you or someone else's boner, in various ways. Pro boner payment is mutually exclusive will other forms of payment, as it is offered as a form of charity. Keep the tip.

I just couldn't think of a way to pay for his legal services... Until he offered me pro boner service!

by CakeBadger April 30, 2021

Robber boner

An erection caused by the act stealing of various objects

check out that guys pants he is definitely stealing, you can see by the robber boner in his trousers.

by jusytyjnz March 17, 2022

Boner Burger

The act of putting your penis inside of a McDonalds cheeseburger in place of the meat patty.

Customer: Id like one cheeseburger boner burger style.

Drive Thru Attendant: Sure one boner burger meal coming right up.

by Boner Burger February 12, 2022

A Literal Boner

A dog bone that looks like a dick.

*in a pet store*
"Oh my god, it's a literal boner!"

Watch as others stare at you awkwardly.

by Finn_Faun February 13, 2022

Mod Boner

A moderator who's on a power trip.
Mostly used on reddit and discord.

Guy 1: "Ayo,that dude has a huge ass mod boner."
Mod: *Guy 1 has been banned for sexism.*

by CombineTheElite August 2, 2021

Nipple Boner

Erection in the nipples

"Damn I have a nipple boner"

by CockBlocker42 October 28, 2019