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Turtle

The best pet you can have. Fuck dogs, fuck cats, fuck birds. They are the best. They are small and cute and they live 150 FUCKING YEARS so you dont need to worry about "He died because he was old". I have one called Miss Pauling and she's the best pet I had.
Girl:Do you have a pet?
Boy:Yes
Girl:Wich one?
Boy:A turtle
Girl:I want to suck your penis
by You care about this? May 26, 2018
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Turtle

The act of dragging a game and or match out in a MOBA particularly
Person 1 : Let them end
Person 2 : Nah, their gonna turtle
by Varrick86 June 9, 2018
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Gooey turtle

What Sam's old lady does every night to him
She made gooey turtle right on his face
by LAP2023 January 17, 2023
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turtling

(adj.) The state of having one's penis pull up into the body and disappear beyond the foreskin, like a turtle's head. More common in overweight men.
Look at that big fat guy over there, he's totally turtling!
by J. A. Anschütz January 26, 2023
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turtling

In a video game, to progress through the game at a very slow pace, much slower than designed, in order to artificially lower its difficulty. E.g. engage fewer enemies at a time, kite them for extended time, use a lot of time to heal and stock up with consumables between encounters etc. Can be used as a derogatory term if it abuses game mechanics to the point of breaking immersion. Some games have measures to prevent this tactic such as set timers to complete each part or evolving opponents who would outpace and overwhelm you in such a case.
Streamer: "Okay, this part looks tough. So I'll be taking it very slow and methodically..."
Viewer: "Read: turtling"
by __Vano February 11, 2023
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turtle spin

A type of dance move to spin on the back like a turtle's shell.
I'm doing the turtle spin.
by Ritacca February 15, 2023
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Turtle

Seen a lot of nothing from these "definitions" of turtles but a turtle is a person who is mentally slow and retreats into their shell when called out on their BS
this turtle had the nerve to lie to my face and act like I wouldn't call her out
by Gamzeelmao February 15, 2023
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