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Gentleman's sausage

A gentleman's sausage is a polite (usually British slang) word for a penis.
"I don't want your hand up near my gentleman's sausage!"
by AiryGoats March 28, 2024
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P.m. Sausage

When your little sister cooks sausages at 9pm
"ow damnit, I just burned my finger on the pan while making p.m. sausages"
by Raunchy Blaster March 31, 2024
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Sausage Slot

She has a soggy sloppy slavering sausage slot
by Toastncheese June 25, 2021
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Vegan sausage rolls

A food that will make you high. Often served in dodgy high schools no one knows what’s actually in them.
Aiza was high so she said “VeGAn sAuSaGe rOlLs
by CloudyWeebConfetti July 8, 2021
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Sausaging

when you take a big shit and scoop it out the toilet because it doesnt fit down the toilet and you consume it whole like a burrito.
Bro, this poo won't go down i might have to sausage it.

i was at a restaraunt and someone didnt flush so i started sausaging that thing.
by scattymango January 19, 2026
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A tit wank, with shit as lube!

As opposed to a sausage bap, with red sauce, where period blood is lubricant of choice.
Sausage bap, with brown sauce. Where I went from up her arse, to between her breasts, without cleaning, or douche. Using her poop as lube for a tit wank
by Deezergood January 25, 2026
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Sausage bap, with red sauce

At that time of the month, when parting the Red Sea. Finish with a tit wank, using period blood as lube for a tit wank.
She was a bit too bloody wet to finish, so I gave her sausage bap, with red sauce.

It was like a murder scene when I'd finished.
by Deezergood January 25, 2026
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