Matt Long

To chuck a Matt Long is to call in sick numerous times a year
Matt being an acronym for Missing all the time

I really can't be fucked going to work today, I might just chuck a Matt Long

by Ididnothaverelationswiththatwo December 12, 2023

Two sauces long

WUT DA CAT DOIN

Month 1: two sauces long

Month 4: three sauces long
One year: five sauces long

Three years: seven sauces long

by Cacaman123 July 7, 2023

Long Dicked

Someone that purposely either disrespects you or created a scheme to disrespect you.

Ezra really long dicked me when he kept my gun for a whole year.

by Joel the shoe cleaner. July 14, 2023

nguyen hoang long

Best 2022 SJI scholar!!!!!

nguyen hoang Long is the best at all subjects, bro is legend

by Ozzeii July 18, 2023

Something thats long and hard

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I know something thats long and hard( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by Inni84 July 22, 2023

Figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screen

That.

#1: "Y'know, I figured out that figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screen."

#2: "...What?"

by anonymous July 28, 2023

Long Stick Goes Boom

You all know about sixty-nine
Burnin' bones and bedside time
Once again we meet tonight
Get that touch of a magical light
We're gonna hit it, we're gonna kick it
We're gonna break out through the ice
You give us fever, you give us sweat
You're gonna make us live it twice

Tonight, long stick goes boom
Tonight, long stick goes boom
Tonight, long stick goes boom
Tonight, long stick goes boom
The time is right for a ride tonight
To be with you I'd risk a fight
My stick is tight, my blood is hot
Let's do it here, right on the spot
We're gonna hit it, we're gonna kick it
We're gonna break out through the ice
You give us fever, you give us sweat
You're gonna make us live it twice
Tonight, long stick goes boom
Tonight, long stick goes boom
Tonight, long stick goes boom
Tonight, long stick goes boom
Long stick, long stick
Long stick goes boom
Long stick, long stick
Long stick goes, it's gonna go, it's gonna go
It's gonna go, long stick gonna go
It's gonna go boom

by Death Menace August 14, 2023