King Titty Whompus

generally a person who has mastered the art of titty fondling to the major third degree.

Person 1: look at jeff go, i mean hes doing great
Person 2: yeah he must be a King Titty Whompus

by DustNugget December 9, 2011

Electronic Sugar Titty

This is a phrase coined by Lydia Lunch in her spoken word. Basically it is television, movies, computers, phones, social platforms, & everything the internet has to offer. All these things can be distractions to us. Distractions keeping us from thinking for ourselves, getting off our asses & leaving our homes to explore the natural adventures the world has to offer us. Distractions from being creative with our minds, our music, our art. Distractions from being with each other & having meaningful conversation &/or sharing a delicious home cooked meal.

The weather is so majestic today. I need to step away from the electronic sugar titty & go for a walk.

by Hallow Weener January 18, 2023

Titty Fucking Sunday

When the calendar goes to Sunday, and ya dick goes between ya girls titties

Hey Mario, I’m not coming out to watch the game today son, it’s Titty Fucking Sunday!!

by HerroldoFarealdoe January 29, 2023

Titty fuck the lasagna

To perform a task in a chaotic manner but still get the job done

We're gonna have to titty fuck the lasagna on this one guys

by Ghoaste January 29, 2023

Shitty Titty Bean

(noun) shít-təe tít-eə bəən
A way to describe a scenario where someone is acting like a bean with a shitty titty

Hannah was a shitty titty bean

by Randytheplumber69 May 1, 2023

Tickle my titties

Expression used when responding to someone’s unreasonable opinion.

Hello what would you like today. Um yes how much is a hamburger. About 3.80 without tax. Holy mackrole tickle my titties that’s a lot.

by Sneakinstepsis June 2, 2020

Titty Twister 9000

A titty twister 9000 is when you twist a womans fake boob off and then lick the fake boob

Jimmy: I gave this hooker a titty twister 9000
Chad: Fuck yeah jabronie

by TittyTwister9000 June 21, 2020