Side winder

When your penis must be tucked to the side when wearing dress pants or slacks to avoid a bulge at a formal event

Jimmy you need to side winder that hog!

by Boxmuncher829 September 21, 2023

Side Arm Dandy

A slang term to describe a whore, cheap escort, or a knowingly other woman often seen hanging on the arm of a different man.

Look at Olivia… out here looking like a real Side Arm Dandy.

by Milfhunter2003 October 1, 2023

buttered side up

An expression meaning that everything turned out alright like your toast landing buttered side up.

Her: It's been a rough year, a breakup, lost my job and my best friend..

Me: Chin up, you'll land buttered side up! You always do!

by Siouxsie Supertramp October 2, 2023

Double sided floople sludge

The pee stain on your carpet from when your bipolar floople got angry, because you didn’t feed it enough instant ramen for the day.

Jebreyne: What’s that green stuff on your carpet? That looks disgusting!
Glether: Oh fuck! I forgot to feed my floople instant ramen. That silly blorfindee committed a “Double Sided Floople Sludge!”

by MR.AWSOMECRAYZAYMAN October 2, 2023

Side Mistress

A side mistress is a lady that your lady knows about but they don't do anything about it because it's perfectly fine with the both of them.

Sally knew Bill was with Victoria, his new side mistress, but she didn't do anything to destroy Bill because Sally and Victoria were secretly lesbians on the down low.

by Ernit July 3, 2023

Side burns

The razor burn acquired shaving your bikini line.

I got some side burns going on getting ready for the pool today.

by Roxistar July 9, 2023

slop-sided grin

Sloppy mouth after person takes a loud in their mouth but doesn't swallow yet.

I looked down after i finished and looked at her slop-sided grin.

by WetKittywithfish July 20, 2023