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jack shower

I think he's taking a jack shower he's been in there for a while
by #4Choclvr September 16, 2017
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shower elbow

Shower elbow is when you masturbate in the shower and bang your elbow on the wall or the soap dish, etc. Can be pretty painful.
I went too hard this morning and got freaking shower elbow!
by r0mediddy September 21, 2017
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freshman shower

Smelling horrid and masking that with a dickton of axe.
Fuck nigga, Johnny smells like nutsack and cologne. Bitchboy gave himself a freshman shower
by ooothatboi October 24, 2017
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Legos in the shower

Jizz that's dried out and hardened on a shower floor.
Shira swore she'd never shower second again after almost stepping on the Legos in the shower.
by Puntmuffer October 24, 2017
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shower shake

We're out of shampoo, this is going to be a rough shower shake.
by Jacky Dartz May 15, 2017
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Shower Slingshot

when the ejaculate from a shower wank is stuck to your hand and the attempt to flick it off results in a bungee jump like extension.
i had a great wank this morning... had to clean the shower slingshot off the wall though
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Hot shower

A shower, but with Venix inside.
by /id/kontrolle June 23, 2017
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