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your mom goes to college

you guys are retarded kip did not start it, its from the ages of when college was made for younger ppls, and if your mom or parent was in college it ment she was retarded and couldn't get out. However now a days older ppl are free to join colleges so its whole burn factor is gone.
idiot 1: your mom goes to college!
kool kid: ya i know she's getting her PHd.
idiot 2: i wish my mom was smart.
idiot 1: ya maybe then you could come up with a burn.
by CCFHKCBK October 18, 2008
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St Columba's College

A school full of sluts and asshole teachers. Everyone is bitchy but it's low key really funny.
Stranger: what school do you go to?
Me: St Columba's College
Stranger: ohhh
by St Columba's hoe October 20, 2019
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walter payton college prep

a school full of mostly rich white kids who are considered the sporty nerds. people there are full of themselves and think they are better and smarter than everyone else. did i mention they're white and privileged? if you go there and aren't a rich white ego maniac, congrats. but still, you go to payton so you're still a jerk.
no one likes those rich white walter payton college prep kids.
by c00lestk1d August 6, 2019
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Valencia Community College [VCC]

A Central Florida Community College to the finest losers of Orlando.. most student are on the 5 year plan at this school.
Bro you go the U.C.F.?

No, Valencia Community College VCC.

Oh.. loser.
by Jackie Smiley February 24, 2009
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St. Johns College

A school were losers go if you didn't get accepted into gonzaga ,prep or AHC and Visitation. The kids their suck at sports they are all wannabes and half of them are retards who go to Binel which is special classes for idiots. gonzaga+GC+Prep kick their asses at lacrosse,football,and baseball because they suck and think they get bitches.
Joe: Hey who you playing today?
Ron: St. Johns College.
Joe: Ha don't fall asleep ok brah!
by MerkyMerkina October 7, 2011
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when you go to college...

A scary sentence-starter by high school teachers, especially teachers of senior classes, showing what lies ahead.
"When you go to college..." my teacher said "...you will have to (take notes this way/have horrible homework assignments/do research/etc.)"
by B.L.G. February 21, 2007
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College high school orgy

Where college and high school students get together and have an orgy.
That college high school orgy was awesome.
by Deep blue 2012 November 23, 2009
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