you selfish fuck

A person who is being very selfish to the point it gets annoying.

person: im not giving you any food since you ate mine
me: its because you haven't fed me for weeks you selfish fuck.

by your mom's fav ♥ September 27, 2021

Fat Fuck

Jamison

Jamison defines fat fuck

by peyjeflo September 27, 2021

shut your bubble gum dum delum ass the fuck up

when somebody says something extremely dumb and you can comprehend to say anything to answer them properly

brian said somthing dumb

me brain shut your bubble gum dum delum ass the fuck up

by noigargwrg September 29, 2021

Fuck on Borrowed Time

Phrase - to stay up late for sex knowing that you will regret it the next day when you are sleep-deprived.

After the concert last night, Dave and I decided to fuck on borrowed time! I know it was a weeknight, but he is so good in bed!

by Estel95 September 29, 2021

Tiddy Fuck

Something I say ALL THE DAMN TIME

me all the time when something crazy is happening: TIDDY FUCK TIDDY TIDDY FUCK

OR

holy fuckin Tiddy Fuck -- oh its you

OR

HOLY TIDDY FUCK

by Dragons Breath October 1, 2021

Half Past Fucked Up

When you are drinking and are not blackout drunk but on the verge of becoming blackout, not at the moment but relatively soon.

. “ hey do you wanna go to the bar”… “nah I’m half past fucked up, fuck all that noise”

by Jakeing24 October 1, 2021

Fuck

verb
1.
have sex with (someone).
2.
ruin or damage (something).
noun
an act or instance of having sex.
exclamation
used alone or as a noun or verb in various phrases to express annoyance, contempt, or impatience.

That's what fuck means

Fuck you! I fucking hate her. Oh, fuck that! Let's get the fuck out of here.

by DefinitionStar™ October 2, 2021