April 3rd is national kiss Samantha a lot day. If you don't give Samantha a bunch of kisses you are breaking the law and will therefore become arrested. Don't break the law today. Give your local Samantha a ton of kisses or they may perish by midnight.
"Happy National Kiss Samantha Alot Day!! *Mwuah mwuah mwuah mwuah😘😘😘😘* I don't want to go to jail so *kiss kiss kiss 😙😙😙*"
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Get the Bob Odenkirk Day mug.Hey man it's time for penis poetry day! This year I'll talk about my tip through a thug shaker metaphor.
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Get the wrist day mug.A day dedicated to the woman who puts up with all her husband's shenanigans. A woman who, although tired as fuck, still cooks and cleans and takes care of the kids and her crazy husband. A day to shower her with love and take her to the movies to see "The Unbreakable Boy"
"Hey man let's go hang out!"
Sorry, I can't today. I have plans with Nikki, it's National Pregnant Wife Day!"
Sorry, I can't today. I have plans with Nikki, it's National Pregnant Wife Day!"
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Get the National Pregnant Wife Day mug.A day where nothing can go wrong. No thoughts of winter depression. A day at the breezemont and the 2man begins. We walk to CVS, get ice cream, go back to graces house, go swimming, watch the sunset, have a sleepover where the boys sleep in the chicken coop. Nothing can go wrong.
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Get the perfect summer day mug.National glaze yo hb (Homeboy) day or L Mans day is a day where you glaze yo homeboy.
(Glazing is a form of being and L mans.)
Glaze= L mans
Hb= Homeboy
What is glazing you may ask? Glazing can root from: Over complementing yo hb or getting on his ahh about everything they do at every given moment.
(Glazing is a form of being and L mans.)
Glaze= L mans
Hb= Homeboy
What is glazing you may ask? Glazing can root from: Over complementing yo hb or getting on his ahh about everything they do at every given moment.
National glaze yo hb day/L mans day
An example of glaze/ L mans to yo hb (Homeboy) is sending an embarrassing photo of them to a group chat or saying "Bruh ain't you still need my hotspot."
An example of glaze/ L mans to yo hb (Homeboy) is sending an embarrassing photo of them to a group chat or saying "Bruh ain't you still need my hotspot."
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