May 5-8 grab ass day

go and grab your girls ass even if its from a duke hug or not take a chunk of that ass

Bf: guess what today is
Gf: what ?
Bf: GRAB ASS DAY

may 5-8 grab ass day ! go hug her from the behind aswell she gon love that shit too trust

by imunknownbitchduhh May 4, 2025

Show Me Your Boobs Day

An international holiday on the 5th of May when you have to show me your boobs

“Wow can’t believe it’s show me your boobs day today, I’ve been waiting all year for this!”

by anonymous May 5, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 5, 2025

Ristić Day

Every 7th of May is international "Ristić Day". U are supposed to eat pizza and pasta from Dominos and have fun all day long. Maybe even visit ur friend in Braunschweig. And if on that day a person has Birthday, go and tell them "Happy Ristić Day".

Person 1: "It's the 7th of May"
Person 2:"Omg...Happy Ristić Day"

by DominosPizzaPasta May 7, 2025

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by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 7, 2025

st fratty's day

The college version of St. Patrick's Day celebrations/parties. It was originally started as a large-scale student party in the streets of San Luis Obispo, California by Cal Poly students.

"Do you have your borgs ready for st fratty's day?"
"This Saturday, 4 pm darty at White House for St Fratty's! You better pull up!" - random frat member

by acolleen May 7, 2025

150 stabbings a day

In the UK.

Hym "150 stabbings a day. Banning guns somehow didn't stop the murder. Which is why I refuse to give up my 2nd amendment rights. If I interact with the law in any way shape or form that requires me to do so, I will stab a child. And if I do not receive credit and payment from the creation of AI (and I've already stated in the terms of service what I expect to be paid and in using my work you have agreed to those terms) I WILL inevitably interact with the law."

by Hym Iam May 8, 2025