Going Monster

When you Go Monster you go absolutely batshit crazy. You loose your mind from the excitement and partying that is currently taking place.

I spent my whole Christmas vacation going monster!

by Jon DGAF July 11, 2019

Monster Crash

Similar affect that occurs after a sugar/caffeine high; more specifically after drinking a Monster energy drink and the affects wear off.

Dude, I think Kyle is gonna pass out. He's on a major Monster Crash!

by Urban Dicks Are Hairy July 16, 2019

glob monster

Fugly chicks who use too much mascara.

Did you see Theresa, the glob monster! Her freakish eyes look like retarded spiders.

by Botta Bing July 28, 2019

monster

The anxieties, depression, PTSD, etc., that, unfortunately, will weigh one or break one down in a psychological and/or emotional matter. They can keep one from living a good life, but these little bastards are a burden and one wishes they can desipate. Not many people understand or fully understand these creatures, but the very few that do, they are probably worth keeping for commradery.

"I see your monsters
I see your pain
Tell your problems
I'll chase them away"

-Katie Sky, "Monsters"

by Sluggish Adderall July 29, 2019

one - eyed monster

A guy with a huge penis and is a badass motherfucker.

He's such a one - eyed monster Nicholas

Mia Khalifa: Have you heard that Nicholas has a one - eyed monster

Shrek: What's that

Mia Khalifa: He has a huge Penis

Shrek: I want that

NIcholas: COME BABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBY

by BigBoiKen69 November 17, 2019

Loch Ness Monster

When you flush an extra long shit and as it spins down, the tip stands up straight, breaching the the water like the Loch Ness monster head emerging while the body is hidden underwater.

Loch Ness Monster- I took a shit so long that when it spun down the tube the tip popped out above the water looking at me like the lock ness monster.

by #IAM100% February 25, 2019

monster

A creature that is terrifying or The Rock in the movie Doom.

There is a monster that is lying underneath my bed and after I was injected by my sister to make me superhuman I fought the monster that is The Rock in the movie Doom.

by Jacobistan February 26, 2019