Boxes Hoax

2 words that Donald Trump thinks rhyme together.

2 words that don't actually flow easily from the lips of ravenous, angry mobs.

Those Democrats are going to force a revolution when they bar Donald Trump from serving as President again because of those damn Federal Charges over those Boxes Hoax.

by OptionAdam June 8, 2023

Wet Box

Wet box is the American word for “shower” Can also be spelled as wetbox. Not to be confused with a setting on a hose, or a rain shower.

“About to go hop in the wet box, can you grab the speaker?”
“Just took a wetbox detour it was so refreshing”
“god you stink girl lemme heat up the wet box for you real quick”

by fanabanana07898 June 29, 2023

stock box

Very attractive women well into their prime whose never married and never had kids.

Smart women realise that marriage is an outdated institution that benefits men.

How often do you think an attractive woman who’s in their sexual prime, single, and is still rockin her stock box going to cross your path?

“Oh I’ll service your stock box anytime”

Jorn been waiting for her his whole life so far… Jorn asks

Mrs Bombliss…
“What! No kids, never married? Your box is all stock!”

by DIRTNAPP March 18, 2023

PO Box

A box that is pissed off.

The poor PO box is stuck

by BabbleBoy April 30, 2023

Banana Box

A term for a promiscuous lady or someone who 'dates' a lot of men.

"I saw the secretary out with two different guys this weekend." "Yeah, she's a real Banana Box."

by ScotyTooHottie December 12, 2022

Box-doxxed

When a pizza box in your Twitter post leads the police to your secret lair, ultimately leading to your untimely arrest.

After getting Thunberged, Andrew Tate box-doxxed himself leading to his arrest in Romania.

by Billanderson December 30, 2022

Box of Pineapples

A term of comparison or description of a person or group who appear(s) to be largely unqualified for the task they are preforming.

You'd be better off to replace the bean counters with a well trained box of pineapples and some slide rules.

I sent a box of pineapples to the supply closet half an hour ago and they just came back with a mop. We have carpeted floors.

The IT team is basically a box of pineapples with opposable thumbs and a knack for losing passwords.

by Frank Shelly November 26, 2018