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Waffle Ass

The residual imprints upon one’s skin, typically around the buttocks, after receiving many mutually consented spanks while wearing body fish net tights after having been a bad, or ‘naughty, girl.
‘Wow, I can barely sit down today, on account of my delicious waffle ass my boyfriend gave me last night after being such a naughty girl this past week’.
by Bloo Bloo’s Hands March 23, 2022
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Blue Waffles

Blue Waffles is a term that refers to a sexually transmitted disease caused in the female genitalia that turns the vagina blue, thus called Blue Waffles, where "waffles" is a slang term for vagina. It is in fact a hoax. A photoshopped image that went viral in 2010.
Dude, do not look up Blue Waffles!
- Oh crap...
by Mr. Explain March 28, 2022
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Waffling

Waffling is speaking in a vague and trivial manner for no reason at all.
Definition of waffling:

“It’s like taking the third derivative of the ionic bonds when the algorithmic mass is about to have a chemically forced reaction with the apple to the fourth power
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waffle stomp

to defecate in the shower and then proceed to try to stomp it down the drain with your foot
In a hurry to cover up the evidence, she waffle stomped.
Octavia waffle stomped the Baker B drain in the gender-neutral bathroom which caused a gross smell throughout the dormitory.
by Poopmonster69 November 3, 2021
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Blue Waffle

A term used in the north for a individual that joins a shift system for a short period of time for a large pensionable gain.
1- “Where’s Kiddly theses days?”
2- “Eating the blue waffle for 12mons”
1- “Good lad, can’t blame him!”
by Kiddly November 6, 2021
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Waffled

When a subject is transported by Law Enforcement in the back of the squad car and being belligerent. The official checks the brakes, the subject in the rear flies into the metal cage producing a waffle imprint on the subjects face temporarily.
Joe was screaming at the officer on the way to the station from the back seat and was waffled to keep him compliant.
by Hank Hoodat November 12, 2021
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Spicy Waffle House

While performing cunnilingus with maple syrup, insert a spicy chicken tender into a woman’s anus.
I gave Heater a Spicy Waffle House last night, her ass is still burning.
by Bpwiggi November 20, 2021
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