Matthew Hastings

A type of guy who plays Brawlhalla nonstop. Likes to have fun but can never get it right, and is clearly lacking social and sexual skills.

Man that guy is a total Matthew Hastings.

by MOOSELUMS December 4, 2021

Matthew

glake ahh hoe, treesha, whore, prostitute, hooker, and the sluttiest guy you’ll ever meet. stay away if u can.

Have you seen Matthew? He’s with 7 girls right now

by jojobowbow February 10, 2024

Matthew

Matthew Is just a guy who's very, very, gay an has a giant gaping boy pussy and very much loves to be dominated by hot steamy goodlooking males who want to assert their dominance upon him

Dominate him like his name is Matthew

by MoneySalazar February 17, 2024

Matthew

True sex god. Gets all the bitches. Tall, handsome, with beautiful blonde luxurius hair. Cannot be compared to simple humans. A real gift from God. He is the type of guy people always think are way out of their league.

He is a real Matthew

by Pakarat 🥵 👳‍♂️✈🏢🏢 February 24, 2024

Matthew

someone who wants to wear your boyfriend’s skin

girl 1: i think i have a stalker.
girl 2: yeah, who?
girl 1: matthew.
girl 2: really? he seemed so quiet and content.

by minutemade002 February 29, 2024

Matthew

the sassiest man ever; the true leader of the sassy man apocolypse

Did you talk to Matthew today?

I know! how can that much sass fit in one man?
Idk that's just Matthew

by cherrieslillies February 29, 2024

Matthew

A dirty-minded guy. Does inappropriate stuff.

Bro that kid is a Matthew. He won't shut up about pps and dds.

by MrNebuls February 29, 2024