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Long Range Sprinkler

A friend who does NOT have a girlfriend/boyfriend, yet actually helps other (usually more introverted) friends find theirs.

Can also be used for someone that helps others before helping themselves
P1:"Hey, you know Robert?"
P2:"Yeah, he still hasn't found his girl, has he?"
P1:"No, but he said good things to Yoselyn, and she asked for my insta today!"
P2"Wow, really?"

P1:"Yeah, i forget our mate's good with that kinda stuff, he's a long range sprinkler, i tell ya"
by Bilingualistic January 20, 2024
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Long Thang

Popular slang for a singular Banana.
“‘Scuse me sir could you pass me one of them Long Thangs?”
by TheCoolMansUniform January 27, 2024
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Long Haggis

A sexual act involving stuffing a partners foreskin with meat and barley, then playing the bagpipes at their penis while they run in either a clockwise or counter-clockwise circle. Continue until they ejaculate “whiskey sauce.”
by Salty Cock-a-Leekie January 28, 2024
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Long Haggis

A sexual act involving stuffing a partners foreskin with meat and barley, then playing the bagpipes at their penis while they run in either a clockwise or counter-clockwise circle. Continue until they ejaculate “whiskey sauce.”
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Long Haggis

A sexual act involving stuffing a partners foreskin with meat and barley, then playing the bagpipes to at their penis while they run in either a clockwise or counter-clockwise circle. Continue until they ejaculate “whiskey sauce.”
by Salty Cock-a-Leekie January 28, 2024
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Zaddy long legs

I might be short but I’m definitely feeling that zaddy long legs!!
by Fuzzytomato February 1, 2024
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Pulling a halah long

(Adjective)Committing an act of necrophilia-
Fucking a corpse or finding attraction towards dead people or bodies.
"The queens dead? Oh, wowie, sorry but I might just have to pull a halah long I guess.
They're dead, they don't care."

"Oh shit, dude, Harleys pulling a halah long!"
by Bryantterms February 6, 2024
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