jacob

a donkey who can't get none

hey look he has to be jacob

by someonewhoknowsjacob March 6, 2019

Jacob cook

A fat cunt who thinks they’re good at everything and has the deadest trim going.

Why have you got to be a jacob cook

by Itztherealedcaves March 16, 2019

Jacob

Jacob is that type of person everybody thinks is hot but then his voice is like he is on heailum and most the time they have ocd

He sounds like jacob

by Lazerdud3 March 18, 2019

Jacob

A person with this name has usually has a 15in penis. And is extremely attractive.

"Hey Jacob you are a sexy beast and have a huge cock."

by ch33zywiz_17 March 18, 2019

Jacob

Absolute sex-god

Jacob killed me with his charm and charisma and 10 metre cock

by JAaob is SEX March 18, 2019

Jacob

Jacob is an awkward human being who gets close with whoever will allow him around. Most Jacobs steal or lie and end up in bad situations asking people to get them out.

Man that Jacob kid is weird

by Strokemycock2.0 March 18, 2019

Jacob

A name normally associated with a gym addicted sad prick who does nothing but move to dead tings named Georgia. We pray for people who are named Jacob because they’re 19 and still in college which is ultimately sad 1 like 1 prayer

The word JACOB can be used in this sentence “ aye look at that pussyole he’s deffo a Jacob pfft wasteman”

by John names March 18, 2019