Fingerless February

Like no nut November but for females

Person 1: "hey how funny is it that boys have to suffer through no nut November? "
Person 2: "i know its hilarious"
Person 3: "you guys do know we have to suffer through fingerless February"
Person 2: "oh shit i forgot about that"

by db_db May 31, 2023

february people

the same people that make up a fraction of the population but commit half the crimes...

Person 1: Who are those people stealing fried chicken from KFC???
Person 2: It's just the february people committing crimes like usual...

by sirname_123 June 4, 2024

February 24th

This is the day when you are really fucked up, especially if it's 2022, and if you live in Ukraine. Respect to all the legends that survived this day in Ukraine

Oh fuck the war is about to start. What day is it?
February 24th of 2022

by Klopan Rin June 8, 2024

February 9th

The day that you learn that its not swaggy to ask out someone cool

I wonder what happened on February 9th of the year 2024

by Wii WuR June 29, 2024

February 5th

This day is when the best person in the world was born, this person has never failed to not make me smile and make me happy

Sophia was born February 5th

by Bentden April 24, 2025

February 15

Spongebob S1E12 " Employee Of The Month" at 12:19

National Annoy Squidward Day

The Day Spongebob & Patrick Annoy Squidward

February 15
The Day Spongebob & Patrick Annoy Squidward

SpongeBob shows the calendar showing it's annoying Squidward day

by AcousticMan47 May 13, 2025

February 1

The most annoying people were born on this day. They talk a lot and don’t know how to stop talking 🙊 If you have a friend born on this day i feel bad for you 😿 AND IF U WERE BORN ON THIS DAY, NOBODY LIKES U (this is personal)

Person 1 : Why does JAIME act like that?

Person 2 : Ohhhh it’s cuz his birthday February 1st

Person 1 : oh now I understand 😬

by Idkkkk idkkkk April 14, 2024